Ready to turn ordinary into extraordinary? A mundane evening into a spicy adventure? With a smile that could charm the pants off of a scarecrow, and a sense of humor that would make a clown blush, I’m not just your average guy-next-door. Not only have I mastered the art of sensual massages, but I’m also a self-proclaimed master in the kitchen (read:microwave) who can whip up a mean instant ramen that will leave you craving for more than just my ramen. When I’m not busy saving beautiful women from cheesy pickup lines I enjoy long walks to the fridge and I have a Masters in Netflix and chill.

My Ideal Person A woman that doesn't mind being spoiled by a generous man.