I party like its 1999. I am a former modelling agent turned psychologist. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I can make extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. Im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I once read the complete works of Freud in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. How many men can say that?